is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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