the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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