You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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