You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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