do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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