were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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