at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
