he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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