Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Never underestimate the power of titties
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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