I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
