How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
