Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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