I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
