The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
