Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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