I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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