I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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