I cockslap morals
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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