Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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