butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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