I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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