It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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