And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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