I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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