I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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