I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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