white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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