i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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