Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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