So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
