we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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