Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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