Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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