oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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