I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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