i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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