yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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