Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
How external is "for external use only"?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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