Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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