i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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