Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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