new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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