Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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