i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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