All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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