That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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