(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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