Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i dont even know how to be here
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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