My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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