how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize