I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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