we're blogging at a bar
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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