When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You dont lie about slip and slides
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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