You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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