quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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